Welcome to my Masterlist of Fics! I write a lot of different pairings, ranging from the traditional Harry/Draco to the obscene Dumbledore/Albus Potter. I never shy away from a challenge in the HP fandom, so you'll find a lot of bizarre pairings that may frighten you. heh. You've been warned.

Everything is categorized for ease of finding what you want. Please let me know if you see any dead links or errors, etc. <3 And thanks for reading!

**I am a comment whore, so please, if you read something and you enjoy it, let me know so I can squee all over the room. <3**

Last Updated: July, 2010

( 50 Reasons to Wank or Snarkyscorp's Masterlist )

Could this year be the year of Harry/Scorpius? I've noticed that the pairing kind of dropped out of favour for a while, but recently, I've noticed a huge influx of fics and art featuring H/Sc, and it's made me so incredibly happy of late in the fandom realm! I felt like I needed to proclaim this the year of H/Sc. Or at least rec every piece of H/Sc I've thus far read and beg for more recs and linkage from you fine lovelies!

So, without further ado:

( All the H/Sc Fics Written & Arts Drawn in 2011 )

**Quick notes from Snarky: This is the last of my promised posts, which means the last posted Snarky fic for...probably a while. :( Sad times! But I'm incredibly happy to end on an H/D + next gen note, as those are the pairings I pretty much started with too. Thanks to all the lovely readers, writers, artists, betas, and friends who've supported my writing here. You are all really beautiful people with so much talent. Keep fandom going for me! <3**

Title: On Practiced Accident
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Albus Severus/Scorpius, and unrequited Albus Severus/Draco (background canon pairings of Harry/Ginny and Draco/Astoria)
Warning(s): infidelity, voyeurism, coercion, dubious consent, use of the Imperius Curse
Summary: They are so violent in their silences, so vicious. They are careless in this, always meeting on practiced accident, stumbling into each other with rehearsed surprise and indifference, as if it isn't the priority of the evening to find one another and seek out all the dark parts that are mended to shadows and wrongness, to bruises and wounds, to scars and secrets.
Notes: As what could be my last fandom fest fic, I'm so pleased with the final outcome. Written for hd_holidays. Thanks so much to my beta literaryspell, who is the best friend an author could ever have. Her time and advice helped shape what this fic became, and I am forever grateful for her. :) Thanks finally to the mods of hols, who were nothing but patient with me. I adore you all, lovelies.

( On Practiced Accident )

Hope you are all doing well! I promised to post my fic from hp_darkfest when it came time, and well, reveals just went up. I co-wrote this year with the lovely literaryspell and just as lovely secretsalex, two of my favourite authors and friends in the world. It was a new experiment for us, wherein we each wrote a part of one single story from a different character's POV. secretsalex took Scorpius, literaryspell took Albus, and I took James. We created something eerie and twisted and sexy and I'm really incredibly proud that this was my last fandom fic (at least for a while). It is sort of the crux of all the things I like about HP fandom: dark, disturbing, obsessive, morally ambiguous, sex, etc. I hope you guys enjoy.

Title: In These Broken Vespers
Authors: snarkyscorp, literaryspell and secretsalex
Pairing(s)/Characters: Albus Severus/Scorpius, James/Albus Severus
Summary: “There is no Dark magic," Al said. "There’s just magic, and you can use it for good or bad.” He looked up at Scorpius, and his eyes were wide, fanatic. “And this can’t be bad.”
Rating: R
Word count: 4200
Warnings: incest, blood; see spoilers for additional serious warnings
Spoilers (Highlight to read): Resurrection by magic, character death.
Authors' notes: This fic was co-written and beta'd by all three of us, with each single author taking on one character's point of view for a fic in three parts.

( In These Broken Vespers )

So I've been struggling for a while with the "should I" or "shouldn't I" question of returning to LJ. It's been a few months since I've even glanced at my flist or thought about posting, and it's just not giving me that fuzzy, happy, connected feeling that I came to enjoy from the fandom.

With that said, I'm going to be taking a much-needed fandom break. I'm not sure if this is a temporary or permanent thing, but right now, it's leaning towards permanent in the writing department. I've lost that spark and fire that made me want to sit down and write Harry/Scorpius for days on end.

I was going to quietly slip away into the night, but then I realised that I have two outstanding commitments in the fandom community that shouldn't fall by the wayside just because I'm leaving. I'm speaking of hp_nextgen_fest and nextgendarkfest, both of which are wonderful fests that deserve more permanent to take them over. If you are interested, please email me at snarkyscorp AT gmail.

I love you all, and it's been a supreme pleasure getting to know everyone. :) You guys have really meant the world to me and given me courage in my writing. Your support will never be forgotten. <3!!

I have two final fics that will be posted sometime this winter, one for H/D Holidays and one for HP Darkfest, so I'll post those probably sometime after reveals for each fest.

Until then, thanks again, and I'll miss you guys. Feel free to email me at snarkyscorp AT gmail anytime.

-Snarky

As if I currently don't have enough stress in my life (just moved, dealing with old asshole landlady, money expenses FROM moving, new promotion at work) today I was scheduled to go in and get some dental work done. I've been having pain on a tooth the dentist filled in March and she was supposed to look at it plus do two fillings and a cleaning.

I do in without major anxiety and come out crying like an idiot. :(

Basically, I don't know what she even did and when she noticed that my bite was off and I mentioned that yes I'd noticed but thought it was due to the temporary cap in the back over my root canalled tooth, she said, very condescendingly, "There IS no cap on your tooth." I guess it's a filling but last time I made SURE to ask them and I remember exactly what they said and at the time it was a cap. She just made it seem like it was my fault and I'd never had ANY bite issues until I went to her. And she said that could be why my tooth hurts but my teeth aren't even TOUCHING on that side and I didn't have ANY pain or discomfort on that side until she worked on it lkshfasfhsflash ;-;

Plus, I didn't get either of the two fillings done, but I felt so anxious about her attitude and the situation that I couldn't work up the courage to ask her about it, which only makes me feel lamer and guiltier and stupider and just awful to the point that I sobbed the entire drive home. I feel like a huge baby that I can't speak up for myself but I don't know HOW to when I start to get overwhelmed/anxious and we've been so busy with moving and I got a promotion at work so I haven't had time to start looking for a therapist and now I feel like I'm back at square one and talking about it just makes me feel even worse. :(

I don't know if I can manage trying to see a new dentist but I don't feel comfortable going back to my current Dr because of all this. Like...all I want is to have things explained to me clearly and concisely to where I know what's been put in my mouth. I felt so stupid talking to the nurse afterward because she kept saying "Oh, did Dr B explain this?" and I kept having to say "no".

Blah. The place is such a NICE and COMFORTABLE dental practise and I have felt so good about things in the past there. ugh.

:( Snarky is depressed. Blah.

One stress level going down, thank you, life!

Aurora and I are officially moving. We've got a place secured for August 20 and we'll be out of this current place come September 6.

It's nerve-wracking on a whole other level, but at least we have somewhere to move TO and ohgod we're going to be 1 mile from the beach - the beach! - and it's just blowing my mind. Omgomgomg.

Title: There is a Secret That He Knows (Time and Again)
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,000
Pairing(s): primarily Scorpius gen but with a smidgen of AS/S and also background Draco/Astoria and past mentions of Bellatrix/Draco
Warnings: gore, violence, psychological turmoil, torture, house-elf abuse, use of Unforgiveables, canon character deaths (Snape, Crabbe, Charity Burbage), mention of character death (Lucius), past mention of non-con and bloodplay, and general dark subject matter of a nightmarish quality
Summary: There is a secret that he knows. It is buried in the garden, beneath the pink and white posies, sinewy in the earth, a cancer spreading beneath the soil.
Notes: Written for the 2011 nextgendarkfest. Major thanks to my betas secretsalex and literaryspell.

( There is a Secret That He Knows (Time and Again) )

Title: Not a Word
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,000
Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius
Warnings: ADW: 43/17, magical bonding, infidelity
Summary: This is not how it should have gone. It should have been beautiful and Harry should be happy and Scorpius shouldn't feel so guilty, so tired, so young…
Notes: Written for drarryxlover for cheating me into Pottermore. Mwah! <3 Huge thanks to literaryspell and secretsalex for betaing.

( Not a Word )

Why do people always assume that Draco has cold hands? Or Scorpius, for that matter. Do we think he has bad circulation from living in the dungeons?? Or are we assuming that all pale, platinum blonds have cold hands? Is it to juxtapose him against Harry being all warm and righteous? It is to make 100% sure we know Draco is NOT warm and thus his touch must be all prickly-icy and frigid?

I mean, really. Why? I don't know if it's mentioned in canon somewhere that Draco's touch is like ice, but I keep reading it and I'm sure I've written it myself, but why do we think this? Is it canon? Or is it just so prevalent in fanon that it's become head-canon for most writers?